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Dear Friends,

Last night, God put Sudan on my heart. He said I should send things there. I have found away to hook up with Voice of the Martyrs. I can send thousands of action packs with your help.

God really put his heart for Sudan on me Friday, April 27 2007. There are thousands of 8 year old Christian - Killers in Sudan out there. Hardly anyone has beds, nice clothes, or even food. They have no video games, computers, or anything we take for granted. This morning I made a website explaining things. Click Here.

When I saw photos, I started crying. I normally don't cry over these things, but God put a burden on me for Sudan. My vision is to send thousand of action packs each year. I we can't do it alone. Thats why I am asking you to money or things to put in the action packs. Suggestions are:

Light Sweater

Crayons

Box/Bag of pens

Packaged bar of soap

Twin sized blanket

Towel

Flip - Flops

Writing pad

But remember send anything

(NOTE: If your donation does not go to Sudan, it will go to another missions project)

Donations can be mailed to:

618 e. 109th st.
Kansas City, MO
64131

i luv u

yepperoni, i love all thogh

Celebirty Look Alikes #1

Zoe Bohlender and Tiger Woods' Daughter, Sam, must be related by some wierd genetic thingy:



Ms. Sam Woods (bottom) Ms. Zoe Bohlender (top)

Jackson and his friends do a class assignment...

Ebay: Most Humorus Website Ever - Session 1

Ebay: Most Humorus Website Ever - Session 1

Knowing that this was probably made in China, and that these were probably made to look cool, this is wierd!

In Arkansas

I'm in Arkansas with my dad and a guy named Benji. It was really fun at the Omega Intensive, but when I got hto our host home, the fact that it was 11:00 diden't make me tired. 12 mini donuts, candy, and every other junk food possible. And since moms not here, I can eat it. I think I can get used to this.

Sorry 'bout that!

That thing about South Dokata was about a month ago, but written a 1/4th week into it.

Valley Inn: The Death Trap With No Iron!

Ok, we have been out of town for the last 1/2 week or so. But for the past 1/4th week, Sioux Falls, SD. If you have ever have met the Hickeys, they have an oppisitte of southern hospitality. They've got northern hospitality, and it's way better!!

But nothin' says lovin' like Mrs. Hickeys Corn on the cob!

A tribute to larry and other songs

New Chopper Bicylcle from anonymous person/persons

My grandma came home (she lives with us) from work with a chopper bike for the family. Luckily, I will be the only one riding it for a couple of years cause i can fit. I can go crusin' on it though. Last night, we rode 1/2-2 blocks away to a curvy road thig (1/2 couldesac, 1/2 fork in the road) but it had a hill going down gor about 10 feet. i rode from the top to are house with my feet resting between the handle bars.

Great Christian Games pt 1

New Email Thingy!

Now on my sidebar, no matter what email service you have, you an check it. I think you will think it cool.

Th Call 07.07.07

Today, in Nashville, Tennessee, tens of thousands of people are gathering in LP Field to fast and pray for secular music artists get salvation, to unite in America's fast and prayer with many overflow rooms across it, and just dancin' to the Lords content! I'M SO EXCITED!

I challenge you

I challenge everybody to comment a 3 paragraph Article on fasting and prayer.

Pink vs. Blue

Pink- Right now the thought-to-be-tough-guys wear pink. Its a feminine color if you think about. What does Hello Kitty wear (not to mention the fan club)? Pink. Pink,Pink,Pink. Could the world get anymore feminine? (sorry all feminise readers)



Blue- have you ever seen SuperMan wear pink? How about any other super hero? Nope. So truly Blue is the new khaki (or something like that)



Verses- I think blue is way better then pink (vice-versa for all feminise readers)

Fast Canceled

Guys, the fast i announced is canceled, but your still welcome to fast

Blog to read

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Read it- Click Here

Cell Phone

Hello everybody!,

I am starting to go more places. Therefor, i need a cellphone. Or even just a sim card. So, I will do a contest. The first 5 people who have a phone with a simcard (or a prepaid phone with a $20 car) that they are willing to give will get recicnision on my blog.


I will choose one person to take the phone from. leave your email to on the comment.

To Central Missouri State University we go...

Today was an adventure. Lets begin at around 2ish


1:58 pm - We leave for the koths

2:08 pm - We arrive at the Koths

2:10 pm - We leave the Koths

2:59 pm - We get to Central Missouri State University to drop of Jackson B (my bro) and Nick Koth of at Worldview Leadership camp

2:11 pm - We see a man with an electric wheel chair towing a lady with a regular one on the highway

4:30 pm - We are home



My day in a nutshell

fasting lifestyle #3 of #40

Calling up this generation - After the 40 day fast, I am calling 7 days of prayer and fasting from Saturday, July 12 - Saturday, July 19. This shall be for the children and adults to unite and fast together.

fasting lifestyle #2 of #40

Fasting is What Every ones doing -

Fasting is like the thing at IHOP. Cool, isn't it?

fasting lifestyle #1 of #40

Classic Bohlender Stunt - I forgot I was fasting junk food and not media so I helped myself to a slushy, chips, and twizzlers only to come home to find I was fasting Junk Food, Media was an optional "Add In"

Theres a storm comin' - To Quote my father "We walked out the front door this morning full of faith, having spent time with the Lord...

Only to find our landscaping covered in TP and the Suburban decorated with pictures of pizza and kettle chips bags and a sign that said "happy fasting"! There was also a hand drawn cartoon called Fasting Bob that I will scan and post later."

All that to say, theres a storm comin'!

Fasting Lifestyle - A fasting lifestyle includes 3 steps - trying, the delete button, and following through with it.

Trying - Set a goal, and make that goal a finish line. Even Lou Engle goes out to BBQ once in a while (trust me, I lived with him), but he got right back on by pressing

The Delete Button -



Just try aagain till your


Done!!

YOUR DONE

Who reads it?

Whats your hero?

Who took the test? Comment an answer about who you are (and what percentage you are them).

Whats your hero?

My Super Hero Results

:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 100% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 70% Superman 60% Robin 60% The Flash 60% Supergirl 57% Wonder Woman 57% Iron Man 55% Catwoman 30% Batman 20%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Video

It may look stupid but notice the bible wins!

Reaveal Yourself

I have been getting spam comments. If I don't get a response from the spammer showing his full name in the next 24 hours,I will report ALL of his info that I know, (A little less then nothing). Spammer, you have until 8:10 AM, May 23 to reveal self.

Until later,

Grayson Bohlender

Fasting - The No Burger Lifestyle

Until I was about 7 years old, I pondered "What is fasting". Then when I was 7 1/2, I realized it was simply starving yourself so you can be hungry at the end of the 40 days and to impress others (the Food Channel was the only station on tv at the time, except for the blurry Dr. Phil). Anyway, now my 10 year old mind is racing around thinking "Is that really all there is to it?". I don't think so . I mean, come on here, who are we trying to impress. I guess i am trying to convince myself of this.



And to An open letter to Mr. Louis Engle

Dear Mr. Engle,

Why has the number '40' come t0 your mind while thinking about a fast?
I think there was a reason God called it a Fast. Using it's original definition "Fast" means 'quick' or 'quickly paced'. I do not think 40 days is using its original meaning of the word.

Sincerely,
Grayson Bohlender

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I am so ready for Ryan's Buffet. I am begging my dad to let us.

Blogging live from Kingdom House of Prayer

Its so cool being on ministry trips with your dad, his assistant, and your older brother. I am at The Kingdom House of Prayer in Des Moines, Iowa. It has been fun. We looked at Veterans Memorial Auditorium for The Call Des Moines. Its cool. Huge, to.
I might blog from home.

Western Church vs. Eastern Church

For the first in the Verses Series, the Western Church vs. Eastern Church is a probably the best one if you know what I mean.



Western Church-

The Western Church is more sleeping (asking "Should we go to church today" on Sunday Morning) then the Eastern. Although it is waking up slowly, it needs more work. The Western Church is more thinking wear nice clothes, have a nice building, and is a "This-Promo-Didn't-Work-So-We-Need-More-People" kind of thinking.
All though there is a few churches that really love God, most of the people are like the above sentences above.


Eastern Church-

The Eastern Church is more active, secretive, and rustic kind of churches. They have power when they pray. Not to say that the Western Church doesn't, but they don't want to. They train there children to fast, pray, and dance for the Holy Spirit.
They honor the government while honoring the true one, to. They want to love God while loving God. But still, some churches are like Western Church.


Verses...
I would love to be eastern, but stay in Kansas City.

If you have one...

If you have a Timbuk2 Laptop Messenger Bag or any Laptop Bag that they are willing to give away, contact me at gbohlendermail@gmail.com.

Verses Series

From now on, I will write a series called "Verses". "Verses" will be a series about the difference about two nouns or verbs (i.e: Batman vs. Superman). Be ready to read about some weird things, (and somethings that don't make sense coming from a 10 year old missionary).


Verses from You

I except verses FROM YOU!

Just email your article to verseseries@gmail.com .
On New Years Day, 2008, a contest is going to end that starts November 1, 2007. Its going to be "The Best of 2007". The winner gets 5 buck Starbucks Gift card.

Costco

I just got home from the Bohlender Family Favorite, Costco, King of Food Samples. Service was out of this world. That was not a compliment. It was like Washington DC busy with Twin Oaks, CA service. In Twin Oaks, it takes about 20 minutes for a hot dog. Lets just say this wasnt the best grocery shopping experience for the Bohlenders.

School for Dunn Bros

Language after a mango smoothie and some Mr. Potato Head. Nothing quite as good as the feeling of Dunn Bros Coffee Shop. Capitalize a national park name... Yellowstone. My mom has the "Gun Club for Girls" here today. Well, gotta finish.

Its time...

I am going on a blogging fast for 2 weeks. So I'm not dead if you don't find posts on here. And I promise i wont die (especially by Aunt Ethel's blueberry pie. I'm not that stupid!).


Please leave a comment if you live in India or Hawawi. State your name, to.

thank you,

Grayson Bohlender

My Life, in a blog post

April 12, 1997 - Grayson Bohlender born in Indian Path Hospital, Kingsport, TN

March, 1998 - First word was said while looking at a Fazolis bag - big tomatoe - my first word was "Bob" (I called Mr. Skip Cone Bob until i realized what his name was)

October 23, 2001 - First iPod introduced (I didnt get one until 2006)

Somewhere in between here - Went into the pine cone buisness, selling pine cones door to door for a buck each (NOTE: It was either a muddy day or im a muddy child, but im leaning torward the 2nd one, but some lady bought 3, i think she thought i was an orphan. Then she saw my dad running after me looking for me. She nearly fainted.)

October 27, 2002 - quote from dad
"For you speed freeks, be aware that at 2:30 AM on a Sunday morning, I-71 is available for your high speed testing needs. We woke up about 2:15 AM to hear Grayson having what we thought might be an asthma attack - it was awful. Kels tried to call the doctor while I loaded him in the S.S. Family Truckster.
We pointed it south and made like an ambulance towards Childrens' Hospital ER. For the first time in our lives, I heard Kelsey asking "can we go faster?" The truck was already creeping past ninety, so I figured we'd better not. Note to self: At that speed, the rack on the roof makes an awful noise in the wind.
Childrens' took us right in and gave him a breathing treatment...turns out he has croup. The treatment worked pretty quickly but they held us 'till nearly 6 AM to make sure he'd be okay. He's recuperating this morning with a Blues Clues video. "

October 31, 2002 - quote by dad
"There is a major shortage of news. I realized that last night while I put pajamas on
Grayson...the tv was on and CNN was running the footage of the Hatians bailing out of that overloaded boat that grounded itself off of Florida. Gray (5) looked at me and said "they showed this yesterday morning, and last night, and again today...". Pretty sad when a five year old finds CNN too predictable"


Nothing much until...


January 1, 2005 - I move to DC

January 2, 2005 - I wondered why people like DC so much (EXPINSIVE!!!)

September 16, 2005 - I move back to Kansas City

October 2, 2006 - Zoe born

October 16, 2006 - I go to Vegas!

Yesterday - (Watch Video, Zion and Tim Cone, NO FX!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPGy85gWhKY

Virginia Tech - Please Pray for Josh and Jonathan Cone

Today at Virginia Tech College there was a mass shooting. 32 people since 11 am.

Josh and Jonathan Cone ar there. Please Pray.

Virginia Tech House of Prayer, I encourage you to keep on praying through this all.

Update

Daniel Academy is staring...

IHOP changed website since last post...

Webkinz has new country theme...

CEC conference on April 22 and April 29.. (no link)

BLOG UPDATE!

From the PR

I made this in the prayer room. I will have more soon.

Preserving the Sea - Why did God give Science?

Preserving the sea needs to happen - why cant they just say that in the "Ocean" section of every science textbook in America? I might be able to get a future in math, and maybe even language, but science just doesn't make sense. I'm only guessing, but probably only 2 out of every 18 children in America become Scientists, Ecologist, Geologists, or Climatologists. And what do I think about history? Double the size of the books! Tell me what kind of toothpicks Lewis and Clark use after too much beef jerky! What was Columbus thinking when he rode the ocean green! (what did i tell you just to put in the ocean section)!

To do science or history, that is the question?

Best Blog Post of 2006/2007 Contest

Put your #1 Post from 2006 or 2007 in the comment section of this post. Please leave your first and last name.
Email would help.

Prizes:
(1) Grand Prize - Autographed photo of Grayson Bohlender in PDF, JPEG, or TIFF Format, PDF Certificate, and recoginition on my blog

(2) 1st Prize - Beta Invatation to "Virb.com", PDF Certificate, and recoginition on my blog

(5) Free PDF Application for Pablo Inst. For Pablo without fees, PDF Certificate, and recoginition on my blog

Pablo for President...

Introducing, The iCar

iPhone Fake and Real

Fake iPhone

Poll

Do you like

(1. Red Popsicles
(2. Rocket Popsicles
(3. Eddies "Fruit Bars"

Sick = Popsicle, Rest, and Macbook Intel Core Duo 2

I have been sick for about 3 days. I am feeling better tonight. When any Bohlender is sick, it is the "Great and Terrible Day of the LORD", meaning thumbs up on Popsicles and more Computer Time, thumbs down on the enormous stomach ache and head ache. I am determined to go
CSATH, or Christian School At Tracies House, tomorrow.
I got to go to the freezer... any one now why?

Night At The Museum

Yesterday, we went to the "Cleanest Movie of 2006" according to Plugged In Online, the movie
in theaters everywhere, the most original movie ever, and the funniest movie you could ever see, Night At The Museum. We went with the Roberts and went to T-Rex Cafe afterwards. My favorite part of the movie was when the guy found the microphone to the museum and started humming "Eye of The Tiger". And there was also the time when Jedidiah was introduced. And when Larry softened Attilla the Huns heart. And there was also... Well, you get the point, it was a good movie

iPhone released - iPhoe predicted

iPhone was released yesterday. Predictions were iPhoe! Pictures will be posted tommorow!